Sons of Thunder

I'm slow to admit it, but I'll soon cross the line where I can no longer take Wyatt and Seth simultaneously in our Collier Men wrestling scuffles. Up to now, I could easily apportion one arm to each, grip them in a head lock and sing a tune until they cried uncle. 

In addition to growing stronger and larger, they're also smarter. They have learned the power of the alliance. Wyatt likes to stay low to the ground, so he causes a diversion, grappling with me on the floor. I can still manage him, but (especially if I don't want to lose a tooth to one of his roundabout kicks) I have to pay attention. While Wyatt gets me entwined, Seth climbs atop the highest part of the couch and (with a cry lifted from Nacho Libre) hurls himself through the air in a spread-eagle tomahawk dive. A dive that ends with a bony, 8 year old knee slamming into my ribs. 

These boys are relentless. Together, they're downright scary. If I want to postpone my inevitable demise as Wrestling King, then sooner or later, I'll have to go devious and sabotage their federation. I will have to sow discord among the brethren. 

But that won't work for long. Eventually, they'll lock arms again and charge me straight-on. I'll go down in a cloud of sweat and fury. And pinned to the ground, gasping for air, I'll wear the largest grin you've ever seen.

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Speaking of fathers and sons, I have a piece, a letter to dads, over at the Washington Post.

6 responses to Sons of Thunder

  1. Congratulations Winn! I am enjoying your blogs. Check out what Jayne, (Parrish’s sister) created: http://www.acts2technology.com

    Your dad is so very proud of you. Every time Ronnie and I see him he brings us up to date on all your accomplishments.

    • Hi, Cheryl, thank you. Looks like Jayne has a lot going on. The folks were just here, it was good to see them.

  2. David Gladson June 19, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    Thanks Winn for writing and sharing and loving… You brought a smile to Chris and my eyes as I read this to him…

  3. One of my favorite strategies: pick up one boy and put him on top of the other boy *(mine are 10 and 6). But it’s true they have time on their side :D

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